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Oct 21, 2014 / 6,063 notes
  • cute barista: alright you're all set, have a good day!
  • me:
  • cute barista:
  • me: so what are we?
Oct 21, 2014 / 60,902 notes
Oct 21, 2014 / 40,704 notes

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

(via improbablycomplaining)

Oct 20, 2014 / 647,865 notes

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(via beyoncevevo)

Oct 20, 2014 / 48,429 notes

lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

(via surprisebitch)

Oct 20, 2014 / 424,246 notes

passion:

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

(via zackisontumblr)

Oct 20, 2014 / 176,689 notes
Oct 20, 2014 / 92,745 notes

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

thepinkestlady:

ellenlovesportia:

Ellen talking a about foods from the 50s

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

I FUCKING LOVE HER. I JUST LOVE HER.

(via donnacabonna)

Oct 20, 2014 / 362,364 notes

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(via unescapable)

Oct 20, 2014 / 45,686 notes

seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

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